Tuesday, February 3, 2009

DISHIN OUT FUNDS FOR HONEY BUNS... NO HOMO

So one night as I'm wandering the cold streets with Dave... i suddenly got hit with a case of hunger... i check my pockets for any money... to my surprise i found 3 lonely singles... to some this would b a tragedy... but for me, Mr.renooner this means I'm bout to grub it up in the local corner store...

i walk in a start searching the shelves for the food that can always satisfy ma taste buds... the good ol' honey bun, the Arizona iced tea and of course a bag of Utz chips...

now in ma head the prices were as stands...

honey buns: 50 cents... with no problem...
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arizona: 99 cents and yes duhhhh give me ma penny back
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utz bag if chips: 99 cents n not a penny more ur advertising sucks, your lukcy doritos were 1.29
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using simple math any dummy can see that these prices all add up to 2.98...
in ma head im jus so hype that imma get to fill ma tummy up with some high fructose corn syrup treats... but no... ive been scammed, conned and robbed of ma money because wen i go to grab for the honey bun... i encountered something quite vile...

the honey bun people decided to boost their price...

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(the images below may shock and disturb the younger viewers and readers... viewer discretion is advised)
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i don think i have to say more here... were being scammed people...

and utz decided to change their price to $1.29...
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all we have left is the Arizonas... after they boost their price tats wen Armageddon sets in...

are the utz and honey bun people trying starve the world...
are they really trying to cause massive hysteria...
cause even the baby new comers dont approve of the new prices...

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IF U FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO CRY ITS OK... WE NEED TO FIND A SOLUTION... I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS A SHOULDER TO CRY ON... :(

(HOPEFULLY IF OBAMA SEE THIS, HE'LL SIGN A THE "MUTHAFUKAS NEEDA EAT ACT" AND THINGS WILL GO BACK TO THEIR USUAL SELVES...

I HOPE IM NOT THE ONLI ONE FEELING THE HEAT OF THE BOOSTAGE OF PRICES... AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FEEL THIS PAIN... ?