LOWLIFER STYLE

Waiting for the bus and with a few other individuals. Headed towards ma destination B. Its a nice day and I'm in a good mood. Quite summer evening on the bus stop. Until the arrival of the annoying kid, who always had a comment to make bout how the bus wasn't here yet. We know young man, that's why its called waiting.

the kid was with his mom. Who I didn't see much of, but,herd her voice. I could see why the sons so loud.

To my left was some Hispanic kid who was very bored and anxious for the bus's arrival. LOST? Maybe. Kinda shady but, din want no drama cuz I grilled him, and he looked away. Sometimes I feel a lil gangsta, and shit happens.

A Chinese man who sat next to ma drink, made it look awkward wen I reached to go and quench ma thirst. Made me feel as if it wasn't mine anymore. But, it was a vitamin water which ran me 1.75 so I was like. Nuhh uh that's one bond with a drink I can't just break. Times are hard. And mutha fukas is thirsty

Some lady who was kinda frightened of the bored kid stayed alert and awake and never realy drifted into a deep thought. Always on edge. I don't blame her cuz the bored kid did have the "I will rob ur shit" look going. Her defenses lower kinda when essay decided to cross the street for an unknown reason.

The lady must have had a thing against people standing next to her, cuz she kinda grill the annoying kid wen he came next to her. He didn't seem fazed by her grills and continued to talk with his "HIGH FOR NO REASON" volume. Then the annoying kid said very loudly. "OH THERE'S THE 64'. This is the only point in time he became clutch, other then that, we relay din need him on our squad of waiting.

So as I get up slowly from ma seat, cuz I was in the process of writing this, I notice in ma pariffs that out of no where a line has formed almost 1/7422 the size of the great wall of china... I was shocked...all dees mutha fukas were hidein in da shadows of ma 8:15 summer evening... here I was sittin think I onli had 5 people to werry bout wen it came to seating arrangements... but to ma unpleasant surprise was hit with about 65 adversaries... to into the story to stop I decided I jus haul ass and jam maself in dis line... which I did with easy due to the brand new grip I had from ma never before worn alifes... hype? mayb... cuz your boy was lookin fresh... lookin for bitties?... another story...

Now I have a battle... keep these people from scuffin ma shits!.... I don b playin dat shit... I don care if ur a boy and ur annoyin or if ur the chinese guy... scuff ma shits and u get the elbow...

so now I'm tryin to save ma shoes from scuffs... fightin for elbow room and ma whole vibe has changed... I'm now in ma "protect ma private space" mode... no holds bar wen I'm in "protect ma priavate space" mode...

thank god I was lookin down as I continued to type...why? cuz I saw a faulty step in its last developmental stages...

As the old man went to plant his dirty Reebok on ma brand new kicks... I unleased the inner usher in me and made a move... wasnt a full body move... didn't rele look like the heart bumpin move he dose in one of them videos... jus one of those right leg moves, the ones wen da rest the body stays in one spot... so with millimeters to spare, I shimmied ma shoe out of there... success!...

SIMPLE! couldn't have ma new kicks get ruined cuz some old asian guy decided to jus be old and careless... he's asian!... dey do back flips out the woumb, even the sumo kids have fancy foot werk.... so he should b the last person I would think would b makein dees careless errors...

AHH finaly,now were moving. yeah.

DAMNIT to ma suprise behind the ad of the stop a second line has formed...so by the door thes a delta were 2 lines form into one... or one line forms to two... wich ever u feel more comfortable to understand.... not onli that... but the lady in da bus mustve forgot were her wallet is so she dosent have a metro to pay with wen it becomes her turn to pay....

so ofcourse she HAULTED everyones trip for bein a dick...

and as its my turn to merge with the delta... I see dat I'm mergein with a lady...so of course I gotta let the lady on first... its da way I was raised... sumtimes I hate bein raised...

after a few more " no metro" and "insuficient funds" incidents... it was ma turn to pay... 2 dollars BAM!... flawless... and da "metro was retro" (copywriten renooner) so u noe it was refilled...

Found ma seat. A nice light blue seat, with dark blue border, and the most shiniest handle. It was a one of those, "Double seat" kinda seats, were u could sit in the seat by the isle so as to let people know that that seat is off limits.

As the bus crowded i stayed alert no typing. Have to keep the shoes clean and the seat empty. I know your thinking "bad situation". I was to but it turned out to not be so bad. People went to the back leaving a secure safety perimeter around ma shoes. No one i guess wanted the window seat cuz it stayed vacant. So hype.

Finaly relaxed again. In a happy awe that the bus has working a/c. I'm good now. No loud talkers around me, well, except the annoying little kid with comments. But he's in the back of the bus were the engine muffles his annoying ways... Coastin'... renooner....